instead of cosplay as soccer players you should use the proper term: Full Kit Wanker

I thought the whole point of Brexit is that you could say this stuff now

I’m sure Habs fans will do something special, Barry.

It’s a process very similar to the email of the week.

I’m allowed to read “fuck,” “shit,” and “cocksucker” in any given article on Deadspin. I can read about an NFL security guard masturbating near a line of cheerleaders. I can watch a video of a guy eating a girl’s asshole in a Buffalo parking lot, and watch while a lady gives a man head in the bleachers of FedEx field.

If he doesn’t clean up his act soon, he’s flirting with a multi-game suspension.

Whether Stuttgart are back and performing well in the Bundesliga in a year or two, and whether the goals of Green are a key part in getting them there, is now a matter to a large extent in Green’s own hands.

Well don’t you sound like a bag of dicks.

So, you are potentially going to deny yourself some seriously awesome vehicles (Porsche/Audi, and I love my Golf-R) because some jabroni on the internet tried to get cute-sy with VAG by stripping his car down the before drop off for some LOLZ and internet fame? Really? If so, your face never really liked your nose…

Like you could afford a new Porsche.

“You’ll ruin my radio career? How are you going to do that?”—and Sherman doubled down: “Video.”

As someone who has been defending Sherman against unfair criticism since the 2014 championship game, well, dammit, I got nothing this time.

Spent his whole career there, he did. Never left for a top 10 city. Nope, never happened.

Which is why you’d never see a superstar play for a midmarket team in a cold shithole like Cleveland?

In Cleveland they leave free tickets in a big pile outside the stadium and walk away. When they come back, there’s twice as many.

In Cleveland you have to be the first to find and administer a life-saving shot of adrenaline directly to the heart of an overdosed Brownie the Elf somewhere in the Flats to win tickets.

Thank god. For a while there I thought I was being racist for thinking all the winners looked alike.

Haven’t seen someone spend this much time running around Philadelphia with inevitable disappointment on the horizon since Hillary Clinton.