In his final kind gesture, he will grant the wish of Kevin Garnett, and have his suit cremated as well.

2016 won’t let us keep anything nice.

LOL IT’S CAUSE HE’S A BIG BOY AND HE EATS A LOT PROBABLY MORE THAN HIS APPETITE CALLS FOR ANYWAY

“Colon Coming For That Throne.”

CALL BERNIE KOSAR A RAVEN AGAIN, SEE WHAT HAPPENS

People need to stop with this shit. My dad is going to start expecting my brother and I to restore some old Bronco and it ain’t happening.

Not quite.

Some people just REALLY want to get out of Detroit.

This is great kinja. +$15.99 Service Fee

I’d like to give you a star tomorrow. Will you be home between the hours of 9am to 4pm to accept? If not, I won’t be available until next month.

Who would ever want to live in San Diego if there’s no perennial 8-8 NFL team there? It’s like hell on earth.

Wherever they land, they should sell stadium naming rights to Comcast and become the OverChargers.

BRETT FAVRE WOULD PLAY IT TWICE A WEEK FOR FREE HE’S LIKE A KID OUT THERE

monogamy took the bone, and matrimony took the balls.

a sequence of 100 pull-ups, 200 push-ups, and 300 squats

Obviously someone got an 11 killstreak.

I wrote something similar in high school when I read the book jacket but not the book but turned in a book report anyway.

Me: “Hey honey, you wanna see James harden?”

You’ve really cut to the core of this issue Barry. Today is the day to do something meaningful because damn it, we may not have tomorrow.