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WHY ISN’T YOUR HAND OVER YOUR HEART? DON’T YOU KNOW PEOPLE DIED FOR YOU TO BE ABLE TO COMPETE IN THE OLYMPICS? WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA SO MUCH? IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT HERE YOU SHOULD JUST LEAVE!!!111 AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

I like his style, here is me winning a gold in Rio.

Katmandidn’t

To quote Bomani Jones:

Or ears.

PICTURED: Mike Tyson Baskin’ after alleged Robbin’.

“Reminders that he had to pay up fell on deaf ears.”

What Has Always Sucked:

Why isn’t the whole plane made out of black on black crime???

Dak feels like he could take on the entire Empire himself!

What kind of car is getting fucked here?

Hoisted by your own pedantard

He said “so every other play didn’t end with a shredded ligament.” Why don't YOU try some reading comprehension?

“Yeah it’s full of CBD oils, which helps with the healing process and inflammation, stuff like that.”
“That’s great, Mr. Diaz but you can’t vape in this ball pit, or at any Chuck E. Cheese, really.”

If CBD isn’t legal, it’s because of a very good reason. They have billions of dollars less than pharma companies.

“yeah, get hooked on prescription meds like the rest of america.” - Signed The DEA

That reminds me of my dad and how he’d drive his IROC-Z onto the court where I was playing youth basketball and skid that thing real close to me while I was trying to shoot a free throw. If I missed, he’d flick a cigarette at me, peel out, and I wouldn’t see him for months. If I made the shot he’d nod at me…

Hey, I just wanted to tell you how much I love you. You’re commenting awesome out here. This is your last comment, then I’m going to RMJ=Hero, OK? You understand? You come right after him. Cheer up. Have some fun, come right after him.

If he was a good sports dad, they wouldn’t be in the consolation game.