The No. 2 won the Money In The Bank ladder match. Therefore guaranteeing himself a shot against No. 1 whenever he wants. Pretty common knowledge, if you ask me.

Screw this. I got other stuff to do. To complete the joke, just remember a picture of all the empty seats in any arena and hope Univision dumps some capital into Kinja.

Germans have a weird affinity for red and black color schemes.

Holy shit man, the reader responses are really, really sad.

Katie Morgan always takes it like a champ, though.

Just wish Michael had turned on his brother mid-interview, made mention of his conspicuous lack of rings, and say that’s why Mom named you Martellus and not Marshowus

“Worst quarterback in the NFL,” [Michael] says.

It’s in the media village, so they clearly did their research and discovered zero is the number of condoms most reporters will need.

This seems like an odd route to take to try and raise the money to finish building the Olympic venues.

Italian Manager: These conditions are terrible!!!

be it 12/31 full or 19/31 empty your still drinking a tall glass of shit.

No better way for the athletes to get the true Rio experience than by living in favelas.

The Australians are simply used to their toilet water draining the opposite way down the walls.

You’d think the mayor would appreciate somebody who didn’t dwell on Rio’s problems.

This needs to be stated. Yeah, there are shitty teachers and schools, but your average student in an average area should be going to public school. Social education aside, a teacher has more background in a subject matter than a jack-of-all-trades wannabe parent (in the majority of cases).

Seems to me like kids still need to learn math, grammar, literature, history, biology, physics, etc. From people that know about that stuff.

If Darren Rovell’s Tweet were a turd, it would be the dumbest shit ever.