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Found out the other day that the reason Chris Cornell did the theme to Casino Royale was “any time you can do something to get on a list with Paul McCartney, you do that thing.”

For my money it’s:

“Live and Let Die”, the only Bond theme that rocked so hard that G’n’R covered it.

Is he a pederast, a racist, or a flat-earther? No? Then let him strike while the iron’s hot. Mazel tov.

What percentage of people masturbate for the last time realizing they are doing so?

As the aunt of a baby who was born 7 weeks early and spent a month in the NICU...let it go, landscaping friend. It’s great that you did a nice thing for your friends, but frankly, if they even fucking noticed the landscaping at this point, it’s the last thing on their mind. They have to leave their teeny tiny,…

Uh, I know at least a few DC people who think that!

Seems as good a place as any to show my half-beagle buddy, Tuco. He’s a good dog.

It’s amazing how ridiculously unaware people are to the open mockery of Native Americans. My son is a Cub Scout, and we just did a family camping trip. One of the dads, an Irish Catholic originally from New England, wore a Native American headdress the entire weekend. My wife is half Cherokee, and while generally very…

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

Now I’m just throwing it out there. Maybe, just maybe, Trump might not be fit to be President.

I would bet that they went about this the wrong way. I played a college sport where we routinely traveled with 36 or more players, plus coaches, equipment managers, etc, with everyone bringing at least 2 bags that matched identically to everyone else’s. We would all just wait by baggage claim, and as each bag came…

Hopefully ESPN doesn’t use Lupica to host Sports Reporters now. That is one of the only shows left with some dignity.

I’ll just lift up my leg and wipe the rim off with my sock, then go about my business as if nothing happened.

I’ll give it a pass - to take any drink from a can of beer hurled at you is a pretty cool move.

This is fucking savage and I love it.

Your sports talk radio show is Icky and Black Tar on 590, The Sports Exigency.

I understood the point of screen savers when burn-in was a thing on old CRT monitors, but what is the point of a screen saver today? I’m honestly curious. My ‘screen saver’ is just the monitor going black when I don’t use my computer for a while.

“Some black guy.”

Dear Representative Daniel,