Still the best fan of all time.

I think it would work better if they ran Colon’s home run trot in slow motion.

Word on the street is that George Harrison caught it. Up there.

Fuck off, 2016. Just fuck the fuck off.

First Bowie, now Prince. Good thing Freddie Mercury is already dead or I’d be really worried.

this comment is an extremely artful humblebrag. bravo, sir.

It always sucks when a player gets blamed for a loss in the final seconds of a game as if the first 59 minutes didn’t matter. I know that it’s his job to kick routine field goals at a high percentage rate, but it’s also the job of the offense to score more than exactly 0 points throughout the rest of the game.

For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

The centerfield gate at Nationals Park has turned out to be a tremendous design flaw. About 90% of the crowd uses that gate, and it’s highly visible from the press box. So any time a lot of people leave early, it’s really noticeable, and visiting broadcast teams point it out every chance they get. It may not be that…

I’ve been a season ticket holder for all ten years of the team’s existence in Washington. Even as we sat though 100 loss seasons in 100 degree weather, nothing has been more demoralizing than this year. The expectations were so sky high, and then the team as a whole has underperformed dramatically. Maybe the players…

He’s the Morgan Freeman of sports. He could be reading Elements of Style and I’d crank the volume and tell the family to shut up

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

It’s rare that I agree with the cops, but adding a few thousand drunk white people to these protests seems like a recipe for trouble.

I was there. One of the most surreal evenings of my life.

“The Baltimore police ask that you remain in your seats while they figure out the best way to escalate the situation.”

The proportion of his facial features relative to the rest of his head is god damn breathtaking

Judging by Drew’s shirt, Chopped must have been filmed immediately after middle school picture day.

All caps AND bold. A new era is upon us.

I was rooting for Melissa, until she opened her mouth.