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MaverickTugboatCaptain
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@MarkKelsosMigraine: I thought the traditional greeting was Gilbert pooping in his shoe?

Man I miss Reno 911!

Now playing

"I'LL HANDLE THE ROAD MISSY. YOU LOOK AFTER THE YOUNG ONES."

What a dushbag!

Engaged at an arena football game < anyone engaged on the Bachelor/Bachelorette

Seems like his handlers didn't really prep him for this. For someone who's seemingly so managed, this has a local cable access feel to it.

I know that everyone didn't like the end of Lost, but firing him, that seems a bit extreme.

Did anyone else think "Dead Man Walking" when they showed the NoKo coach?

Well, to be fair, Washington did take Montreal's baseball team. So I'm sure that's what they were booing... sure.

@DukesDawg: Personally, I would rather have seen Donovan McNabb throw out the first pitch and in the MASN booth.

JUNIOR!

That and Lance dropped the BS bomb on air. Nice move one-nut.

Man, xxxx got off easy.

What is Christian Shephard doing as captain of the English national team?

11 minutes of action? What is this, Great Moments in Hookup Failure?

Worst episode of Lost ever...

Ralph Friedgen would like to thank Dan Snyder for saving his slimmed down ass for another week. #washington

Will Junior tell the Wooden story now?