@Gourmet Spud: No love for Manny Delcarmen? That goofy guy, always playing around...

All this will give Jerry Jones a good reason to build a bigger stadium. And by stadium I mean put seats in the Grand Canyon.

Jimmy Piersall thinks this isn't a big deal.

I spent 6 years at Brown, and I heartily agree. Bunch o' dushbags, and that's just the faculty!

It's a good thing that West Ham canceled their BritPop demolition bonfire for halftime, things could have really gotten out of hand.

@SavetoFavorites: Wok of Life, did Dire Straits open a Chinese restaurant?

@Sh!tShow: And yet, for those few moments when his mic was busted, all was right with the world.

Hold on a sec. Three people died because a football player didn't want to have to replace an anchor? What's the NFL minimum running at these days?

Wow, I never thought I could hate the Yankees more. Only now, I hate their wives too.

MMMMM.... bacon strips...

Entertainment and Sports Programmeing Network?

Junior!

Does this mean we have to detonate an H-bomb now?

So the fire chief is Tony Kornheiser?

So did John Kruk fix the frozen donkey wheel?

But I do know an ejection happy umpire when I see one!

Shaved or unshaved?

Hitler?! Who said anything about Hitler?

Does she blog about her 12 toes?

@Quake 'n' Shake: The Florida Marlins disagree.