I'm shocked and appalled at this. No, not the coach, that the Patriot Ledger is still in business. That rag sucks.

@MaverickTugboatCaptain:

@MattMillenFanClub:

@NoPracticoBurress:

Opening day sold out? Don't tell the Nats about this...

"Lenny, give us the sign!"

WALT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hear Marion Barry's old liver is looking for work. That would be a perfect fit for the Nats, nothing like an old, coked out, shriveled up liver to get fan excited for that Nats-Brewers game.

I still can figure out if the article is about Baby Mangino or Adult Mangino.

Who knew that Talyor was into cutting?

Is he going to send the Brewers back to Seattle too?

Those are the seats for Gov. Patterson, so it doesn't really matter.

"The kid throws harder than I do." said Mock.

The more important story here is that the Knicks actually won. Now that's a story.

"To Be Announced" is so much better in HD.

"I don't think that I've ever been to a baseball game."

Why not let the fans vote players into the hall? There's no way that could be a problem....

Nevermind that Fassel's kid is a coach with the Raiders. Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Fassel's make a crappy team, well, less so?

At least now, with the new fancy ballpark, fans won't have to worry about loud planes.

Don Zimmer. But only if it's before his bed time.