Carjackings in South Africa are surprisingly common, by American standards, to the point that security company ADT's local website offers helpful hints and tips on what to do when you are carjacked.

Former NavAir guy here that has watched this in the real world...the muzzle flash is real.

Goodbye, cruel world!

Because no one wants to live in crazy-ass Waco

I take no issue with Patrick's article, he's done a pretty solid job of covering the whole ordeal over time; my comment was purely in preparation for the user comments that would and have followed.

And commence general Gawker bigotry concerning Texas, with the added hilarity of being bigoted under the guise of calling out bigotry.

Moderate liberal and Texan here. For the first time in...... ever? I can finally say that I fully agree with Rick Perry on this. Politically he has nothing to lose and everything to gain by doing this. The state benefits. Tesla benefits.

[dying]

David Hayter not being the voice of Snake, much less a main character kind of kills the momentum for me. I get that it's an older Big Boss, but part of the fun of the metal gear games was hearing his gruff manly voice deliver lines.

Come back, Snake. I miss you.

Best part about living in a trailer: much like their favourite wrestlers, these kids get to be in a different town every night.

Don't be so worried—it's far more likely that you'll succumb to toxic smoke before you roast alive.

I prefer this method of emergency evacuation.

I am writing today to express my extreme disappointment in the Dannon Yogurt add that air during the Super Bowl.

Apropos of nothing, I imagine hipsters would dig Taschist Borduria.

much hero. very savior. such warm. wow.

Okay, so people who illegally immigrated to this country are not illegal immigrants? Or are you saying they didn't illegally immigrate? Sorry, this is just PC overload. I can get on board with just "illegals" being offensive, but "illegal immigrant" is technically correct.