He can keep talking. You make one play and you talk? Good play.

The top photo also edits out third finalist Franck Ribery, and his trail of chicken fingers, french fries, and my little ponies leading towards the exits.

Ronaldo may be the most unduly criticized athlete on the planet. I am glad to see him finally get the recognition he deserves. Without him, both Madrid and Portugal are vastly different squads.

What happens when a man opens up and cries:

If he were the Brazilian Ronaldo, he'd be too confused to feel anything.

Ronaldo: [sobbing]
Ronaldo: "This means...so much..."
Ronaldo: [sobs some more]
Ronaldo: "It's...it's so, so, shiny."
Ronaldo: [bursts into tears]
Ronaldo: "I look beautiful!"

You aren't really. Those are just 20 year old shows you saw on Cartoon Network. It's like watching Nightrider and Buck Rogers and saying you are a scifi fan

Your picky nature has peaked my interest. Tell me more.

Nah, I hear the Moch Ffpcccn is definitely the way to go if you visit here.

My favourite of these was Pizza Huh. It's a question, "Oh you like Pizza Huh? "

Just use Google Maps... oh wait
Just use Apple Maps... oh wait.. and in this case you won't even get to where you want to go.
Just use Nokia Maps... oh wait, lol@windows phone
Just use BB10 Maps... i.e. map maps, paper maps.

Your dad was right. And Blackberry is clearly, by default, still the leader in mobile security.

Starfucks?

But you still paid for her abortion, right?

Seriously, I had a secretary fired once for making a copy of a copy and sending it out to people. I'm supposed to take the BBWAA seriously?

Metal Gear Solid

Dan, you magnificent Le bastard!

I'm happy someone else knows this place exists!!!

Although, he added ruefully, it's been years since he's actually gotten a whiff of Die Mannschaft.

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, boy this isn't healthy.