Wait, not to take away from the tragicness of a babies death but a three year old had 10 cavities?!?! How's that even possible? Were her parents even brushing her teeth? I've heard of one or two for a kid that age but 10. I'm shocked by that alone.

Finley was originally diagnosed with a whopping 10 cavities and needed four root canals after her very first dental exam.

Before we moved across the country, we listed our couch on craigslist since it wouldn't fit in the moving truck. One of the first emails we got back was asking if we'd do a trade - the couch for a purebred basset hound puppy. My husband was stupid enough to show me the email and now we have this guy.

Sounds like a good way to get your wife kidnapped and sold into the human trafficking trade... And in exchange for a mediocre (as well as likely stolen) SUV nonetheless.

Well, that's enough Internet this year...

"realdev: The Aristocrats!"

Projected Cowboys draft picks, 2014:

As far as I'm concerned, leading a discussion of the Aggies' achievement with "Hook 'em Horns" is the funniest thing ever. A true gem of a Christmas present. I reckon both sides will be offended although I'm quite delighted by it.

NOPE. NOT A MISTAKE. LONGHORNS FOR LIFE. SORRY AGGIES. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS ONE. HAHAHAHAHA.

We will never forget.

The robot from that one dude in the Chappelle white people/black people/Latinos music sketch will never die.

Seems like a waste to put an automatic in a Mustang... but it is interesting.

Because with a torque converter the rev rate of the engine is not proportionate with the rev rate of the tires, like it is with a manual gearbox in any particular gear. The fact that you're asking me this means you must not spend a lot of time driving cars with slushies, lucky you!

One person's fashion purchase is another's impractical ego-booster.

Damn, what a cutie.

Even those legs won't move me to buy a Honda Civic.

Pty cat says its pty time!

The only balloons keeping Ditka up are periodic angioplasties