I do feel that anyone who claims a piece of the settlement should have their name and face prominently displayed somewhere so that everyone else would know to limit their interactions with said morons/scammers.

browns fan here: i actually was rooting for the browns to lose that game, just because the steelers missing the playoffs meant so much more to me than the browns finishing with a winning record.

The best part for Steelers haters is that the team stayed on the field to watch the end of the CLE-BAL game on the final Sunday of the regular season, hoping for a Browns win so PIT could make the playoffs. The Browns naturally lost. I can’t think of a better ending for these shiteaters than to be reduced rooting for…

You have no idea the existential struggle I went through trying to figure out what distance to convert.

+2.54

It was my understanding there would be no math.

“The problem with the new Lion King is that the animals just aren’t expressive enough”

Glad I read the thread before posting this same thing.

You probably ended up lousy AND with a case of the measles.

From the fanciest black tie dinner party to the lowest gathering of hobos and drunks around a trash can fire, there is one thing that will alway remain true: people with guns ruin fucking everything.

There will be a lot of joking involved with this asshole’s emergence on Twitter but let’s not forget that this fucking coward tore his wife’s throat out and got away with it.

I stated, here and on Twitter, like dozens of times, that it didn’t matter who won Raps/Sixers because Milwaukee was going to destroy either one and was the only team in the East who had a shot of challenging Golden State, so I just want to use this space to say: I am an idiot, and this is one of several reasons why I…

I felt like Toronto got better as they went along, too. They really leaned into their defense and used it to open up opportunities both at home and on the road. They were a very good regular season team that kicked it up to great in the playoffs, and they deserved this championship. Good on them, and I’m happy for all…

This is the correct take. The Warriors looked to be running out of steam in previous rounds. Their core players essentially added a sixth season’s worth of games in the process of their last five playoff runs. The Clippers and a completely dysfunctional Rockets team both took them to six games. There are no asterisks.…

I know a lot of people are going to take satisfaction and glee from this because of Marchand’s previous actions. But keep in mind.... just kidding, fuck that guy.

I’m rarely one to just outright compliment the writers on this site, but that last paragraph is poetry, man.

Oscar Pistorius competed in the Olympics. And that guy has NO calves. 

Yeah, I love them, but I’m bad at them. I haven’t played an online game of any RTS since Warcraft 3 which was what, 15 years ago? I just continually got housed and exposed.

this just reminds me that i will never be good at RTS games despite loving them. I play RTS games with the speed and accuracy of an old lady sorting through a plastic sleeved coupon book at the grocery store checkout.