Sucks for Kevin who somehow manages to take 4 30min smoke breaks on a 6 hour shift, but fuck Kevin he’s a lazy dick anyway.

I’ve been following this on Twitter since it broke and just feeling sad and helpless. So I’m just going to to share this in case it can help someone, or if someone can help: https://blood.ca/en/donate

They probably liked the fact that RG3's knee isn’t even capable of bending.

How did we forget when the Jetsons met the Flinstones???

I like the cut of your jib

Man, think of that, think how strong you would have to be to pick up the average green bay packers fan.

Harper was a fucking terrorist

“SNOW MUST GO!” - Me, here in Southern Ontario, fucking sick of the winter.

I’m not saying that io9 should sugarcoat it’s coverage but maybe having someone who KINDA likes the show doing the write ups would be better....

I have no time for such immature behavior.

To each their own. Personally, I loved it. Does it give Lorca’s behaviour a cop out? Probably. Did they hang a lantern on the twist? Absolutely not.

Pitt the Elder!

It might help, but I doubt it...

he reached towards his waistband

I can’t believe ya’ll included another joke DM from Musk, but not the actual updates he’s posted to his Instagram.

Water Sports.. I see what you did there.

So you've never seen "Man Getting Hit By Football" in IMAX, I gather.