Hey Nathan, while you’re here could you look over our financials? Things aren’t going so well..

“Wait....you can leave Toronto and be a Senator!?”

Rugby does this, the “penalty try,” and it really helps clean up play near the try line.

Preferably in Denver, if I’m picking up what you’re laying down?

Yeah, I spent a week whacked out on [REDACTED] back in the 90's - coincidentally, it was the only way I could handle a week in Cleveland.

And to think that this is merely the first of two interviews the Cowboys require before signing a player.

As a San Franciscan, I just want to say that I don’t think there’s a better way for The City to spend its money than hosting a prestigious event on its 50th anniversary.

This is very bad news. If you hate listening to Phil Simms, you’re doing it wrong. Get drunk and follow @philsimmsquotes. It’s way more fun than any Thursday night game.

I mean let’s just be real. It’s not the nudity they have a problem with, it’s the fact that it’s a lesbian sex scene and not a hetero one. If it was either one of those women with a man there wouldn’t be any problem.

You know what really makes Seahawks fans look petulant and stupid? Referring to themselves as ‘12s’. It was nice when you were an up-and-coming team, but now it’s time to shut the fuck up with that.

“Syracuse Crunch” sounds like a candy bar with a chocolatey outside and an inside filled with hopelessness and regret.

You can’t spell “candidate” without CTE.

Marchman:

This is all the proof you really need.

“Hey, eat shit, man, here are 2,000 pages! Yeah!” wouldn’t be a bad outcome.

I found her CDL Instructor.....

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/69499… Is Cam the worst draft pick ever?

I absolutely hate the Patriots, like any sane, non-living-in-Boston-area individual. I can’t stand that smug prick Robert Kraft, and I absolutely abhor Tom Brady, who looks like he should be a Justin Bieber roadie more than an NFL QB.

No. Football is about grace and supporting are troops. It is not about violence or intentionally hitting fellow players.