The only thing that matters here is whether Heyward would “opt out” of enjoying Chicago’s world-renowned restaurants and performing arts to hang out with St. Louis chucklefucks, or whether he would forego millions of dollars to avoid the so-called “best fans in baseball.”

It’s a false comparison. I don’t think we should ignore Trump because he’s bad, I think we should ignore Trump because his power *ONLY* comes from his media presence. Shitstains like Westboro Baptist and Isis and whateverthefuck else actually have ideologies and deeply held religious beliefs, however twisted and…

Steelers fan so there is some bias but:

And it regards to that quote, he only said that because his mother did.

Browns fans wake up from three days of football-induced depression and think:

You warned me, I doubted you, I shouldn’t have doubted you. I feel sick now

Good luck writing the programming just to cover what constitutes a fucking catch.

PAZAK!

I actually downloaded Pazaak, which was featured in KOTOR, since it’s a great challenging card game. One run-through was solely focused on that.

I guess Aqib Talib can join Peyton Manning and Jason Pierre Paul on the list of athletes who have no idea what the ends of their fingers are doing.

The sex stuff this new generation is doing is out of control. Eye play?! That’s dangerous. Someone could go blind. In my day, the only kinky thing we did was watch The Mary Tyler Moore Show while making whoopie on the sofa. If you looked at the screen at the wrong time, sure, you’d climax to Ed Asner, but the worst…

Only literally every time we’ve written about them.

This may get me expelled for saying this, Clark, but I love those uniforms. Especially the socks.

White chicks was offensive to everyone.

“Last night after the game, I smacked Coach Dungy into the wall. But he’s been gone for years - who the hell did I just hit?”

Great. Now we have to hear about some Curse of Back to the Future II for the next 100 years.

I was reading through the unwritten rules, and I think your last statement is in there verbatim.