I’m not going to buy an Apple watch for this feature, but if I already had one, I’d set this up right away. It takes just a second or two longer to type a passcode, but taking a minute to eliminate a minor inconvenience that you run into multiple times a day? No-brainer.

Well, 13 years ago this week, I jumped out of a plane for the first (and so far only) time. Maybe I’ll drop once or twice.

I’ve been using Private Internet Access for a few years, and have no complaints. There are a wide number of locations to choose from, and the dev team seems to be invested in making improvements. Cost is reasonable too. The only issue I’ve noticed is that it doesn’t play nice with some password managers (I believe…

I’ve been using Private Internet Access for a few years, and have no complaints. There are a wide number of…

GTA V includes both a single-player, story-based mode, and an online component. GTA Online is set in the same world as the single-player mode, and shares some common activities (golf, tennis, etc.), but also includes a number of different missions. Some take you out of the “lobby” (basically the game map, where you’re…

I did know it was “stone me and spit in my eye,” but only because I also owned the Weird Al Yankovic album “Alapalooza” and flipped through the cassette insert lyrics for “Bohemian Polka.”

I’m glad I read this, because I was confused as hell when I fired up Destiny 2, and recognized the opening. I legit quit the game, just to make sure I had the right game, even though I haven’t played D1 in about 3 years.

Curling. Every other answer comes in second or worse. 

Haha - I have 2-step authentication on, meaning I need to use an authenticator app which provides a verification code. Every time I’ve used the code it’s failed.

I think Pittsburgh is banking on the heir apparent taking snaps next Sunday. They’ve been pretty high on Rudolph. Doesn’t necessarily justify this trade, but I’m (very) cautiously optimistic that this kid can play well and win a few games, and clearly so are the Steelers. 

Today I learned that a star = 1 inch, and that’s a conversion I didn’t realize I’d ever know, but wonder how I ever did without.

Tom Arnold IRL would never vote for Trump.

Settle down on Bender. He can’t vote, he’s a convicted felon (and apparently that’s the law of the land in 3000's New New York).

Fuck everyone up and call it Maple Leaf Gardens II. 

How boucha go fuck yourself with that nonsense? Maybe a bat flip isn’t worth giving someone a broken hand, a concussion, a skull fracture?

These reactions remind me of a Steelers/Bills game about 8-9 years ago. Fitz-magic was riding high, and breakout WR Stevie Johnson was starting to make a name for himself. The score was tied at 16 apiece, and the game had gone to OT.

That’s the most meta biology comment I’ve ever had the privilege of reading.

Approved. 

Hey, Vernon Wells and I each received the same total. #progress

She was one of the first people on Twitter to put a stop to that nonsense. Let her serve a term first, before anointing her as a “chosen one.”

Twitter is probably not the forum to defend yourself against sexual assault allegations, especially if you’re a public figure of growing fame.