You know, a weird thought just occurred to me: maybe, and hear me out on this one, but maybe they take high school football too seriously in Texas.

There were some Ice Cream Sandwiches that made the news for not melting and people were all upset about it, but this time we’re all excited?

But who leads the team in shingles?

Batman Fucking Forever.

Tales from the New Horizons

The weird thing is, if the Yankees had shown just a little professionalism themselves, they probably wouldn’t have lost 15-1.

I’m glad they didn’t get into anyone’s backstory all that deeply. The movie was so tightly paced that flashbacks and/or expository dialogue would’ve almost seemed like gristle.

12th Man shirts are worse than the 6 super bowl Steelers shirt shown above.

“What do people expect in a country where a xenophobic, lying, multi-bankrupt wankrag of a man with a dead gerbil stapled to his festering cesspit of a head can run for president?”

Only morons call it “soda”....

BATMAN: “I won’t kill you. But I don’t have to save you.”

Gary Oldman in Fifth Element.

No, pretty sure they only ate natural, organic, hormone free, GMO free, free range. How else did they maintain a life expectancy that’s a third of ours?

This the moment when I realized that the entire message of the film was essentially going pseudo-philosophical bullshit.

I mean, I think we’re all glad he survived, but radiation poisoning really turned Mike Scioscia into an asshole.

Awww, c’mon now,

No. I can’t agree with this at all. A lot of these are just general tactics. Pull a U-turn, hit the brakes, etc.

Mets vs Blue Jays World Series!