Tom Brady’s appeal has argued the code doesn’t apply to him; indeed, only team owners, presidents, general managers, and head coaches have to sign it. (There’s no reason to believe players even knew it existed until it was used to punish Brady.)

Nice try Mr. Yost.

Obviously, suspending a manager for a game and a relief pitcher for three is (money aside) meaningless. But as much as various Royals deserve suspension, how can MLB punish them now when MLB’s on-field representative didn’t do so at the time? That clown of an ump is the one who really deserves to be benched for a few…

Has a team ever gone from being a bunch of nobodies that nobody cares about to entitled assholes that act like they’re better than everyone else this quickly? Seriously, I’d prefer a team full of A-rod’s representing the AL in the World Series than these KC jackasses.

The Royals are basically the baseball equivalent of the guy at the bar who runs into you, then screams at you for it and calls you a gay slur.

I think this is the closest epic save I’ve had so far:

Well, when Daniel Norris arrives here in Detroit, I hope he shops around a bit for places to park his house.

Or .13 kilometers.

NFL Blitz, NHL ‘94, NBA Jam.

A magnificent article like this, deserves a Douglas Adams quote. “Space is big, like reall.....

I'm sorry, you seem to be mistaken. There never was a game called Brotherhood of Steel. It never existed, and anyone who insists otherwise is a filthy goddamn liar who needs their mouth washed out with soap.

So all of a sudden Alberta isn’t Canadian!?

So, George Lucas is not a rocket scientist, is what I’m getting here.

/although he is the guy who ran a 5K in less than 3 kilometers.

Suction cups one puts on their nipples

I’m a 25 year old male, and it’s hit or miss sometimes. Sorry.

I’m not getting shot out of that thing. What if he’s masturbating? I’m liable to end up on the ceiling.

“I’ve always been raised as being currently a 26-year-old,”