Has a team ever gone from being a bunch of nobodies that nobody cares about to entitled assholes that act like they’re better than everyone else this quickly? Seriously, I’d prefer a team full of A-rod’s representing the AL in the World Series than these KC jackasses.

The Royals are basically the baseball equivalent of the guy at the bar who runs into you, then screams at you for it and calls you a gay slur.

I think this is the closest epic save I’ve had so far:

Well, when Daniel Norris arrives here in Detroit, I hope he shops around a bit for places to park his house.

Or .13 kilometers.

NFL Blitz, NHL ‘94, NBA Jam.

I'm sorry, you seem to be mistaken. There never was a game called Brotherhood of Steel. It never existed, and anyone who insists otherwise is a filthy goddamn liar who needs their mouth washed out with soap.

So all of a sudden Alberta isn’t Canadian!?

I’m a 25 year old male, and it’s hit or miss sometimes. Sorry.

“I’ve always been raised as being currently a 26-year-old,”

With no chance of Giancarlo Stanton sending baseballs into orbit, this whole thing seems academic.

The bullet farmers death is the greatest action scene never seen. I think it was my only flaw about the movie, that we didn’t get to see it. But then I thought about it and realized that the entire movie, even as Max being the tool to enter the world, is being seen from Furiosa’s perspective. To shit to a scene with…

That is super legit and awesome of your CEO. I hope that policy never changes.

Not always the norm though. When we lay somebody off, the CEO asks me to take any personal data which is on the computer and put it on a usb stick / dvd-r and include it in their box of personal items. Her point of view is that if she took photos of her kids with her work phone, she would want to keep those photos -…

1. Respectable attorneys do not write novelesque pleadings like this. Federal rules of procedure rule 8 requires the defendant state in “short and plain terms its defenses to each claim asserted against it”. I recall an attorney moved to strike a complaint because it was too verbose (yet still a fraction of Winston’s…

To show them they were truly part of the family, several Dodgers fans stabbed them in the parking lot after the game.