Or, just, you know, stay off the computer and away from trolling.

And at that point, Drew Magary wrote in his notebooks, “game over” and verily did the journalism gods look down and smile.

The 2,632 consecutive tweets also served as a nice tribute to Cal Ripken Jr.

I love that half the damned audience had no farging clue who Luther was/what was happening/why they were such chumps.

That is some major league jackassery, straight up anti-demonstration propaganda. Fuck the Orioles for going along with this shit.

Let’s count everything.

Is having a slow turf really all that different than 37-foot fence in left field, or putting a goddamn hill in front of the center field fence?

EGM was the greatest gaming magazine ever. I looked forward to every issue. Those were the good ‘ol days.

Theon Greyjoy Night did not turn out to be the synergistic success the Royal’s marketing department had been predicting.

Or just a pinch of cayenne? S&P alone (even white pepper) aren't enough to hold up to all that fat.

In the bottle of Tabasco sauce, where they belong.

Now’s as good a time as any to post my favorite Troy Polamalu highlight:

“Sure, I appreciate it, Dad. Giving me a football with my own autograph on it just seems a little odd.”

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A walk-in 40... I'm crying. I'm crying for the server. I'm crying for the host and bussers who had to put that table together. How does a group of 40 people not have a single person in it that says MAYBE THIS IS A BAD IDEA AND MAYBE THIS IS RUDE.

In my 30 years of being employed I consider myself lucky that I've never had to work in such a dysfunctional, toxic environment. Or maybe it's the result of my choice to work for smaller companies that simply can't afford that sort of anti-productive corporate feudalism. I'd live on rice and beans delivering pizza…

Actually, according to one "finalist", the headline should really be "A cosplayer is one of 100 people who have been scammed out of more money than the other 199,900 people who applied."

These days I work in an office doing business bullshit and I block my OutLook from 11-11:30am.

Yeah, think of all the other important, consequential stories we could have been posting at 10pm on a Thursday.