Our kielbasa will blot out the sun!

But they've got new hats!!!

If only a baby started to cry when he yelled at Sheryl.

It kind of says it all that the Commissioner of the sport that's holding it's championship game- one watched by millions of people- won't d0 an interview before the game.

"Who is your daddy?"

I didn't really care who wins on Sunday, but now I don't think I've ever wanted anything more than for Lynch to score 6 touchdowns, grab his crotch after every one, win the MVP, receive the trophy from Goodell and get interviewed on the podium after. IF THERE'S A JUST GOD THIS WILL HAPPEN.

Yeah, this guy can really go fuck himself.

According to Heath, when he attempted to explain his grievance in a phone call, Argos president Chris Rudge hung up on him.

She said there was manager.

Tough break for the Lions, losing Suh for the entirety of the playoffs.

If that is what you want, go read another website.

Jesus Christ, she was being fucking nice. Her asshole friend assumed they were doing something wrong, when really they were just trying to go do something fun and couldn't afford it. She assumed that there was more to the story than them being "up to no good," went and asked - a novel concept, I know - and was right.…

Not that I'm particularly surprised but still.

or the lack of Christians chiming in?

you know what I find offensive? 18 year olds getting shot and prosecutors intentionally throwing the case