I enjoy Club Penguin memes waaayyy too much. I will miss them.

In all seriousness, she was trying to convince a senator from Connecticut that guns have any place near a school. When he extended his, let’s call it, “invitation” to continue the conversation in his home state, I wanted to simultaneously applaud him, and throat-punch DeVos.

Classic argument of the Trumpian mouthpiece. You can’t defend the orange-skinned dick skin, or any of his incoherent ramblings, so instead you attack the largest liberal target you can find.

To be fair, my version is very much bastardized. I generally use leftover veggies, meats (optional), and a pack of $0.25 noodles. It wouldn’t past muster in any proper ramen restaurant.

I disagree with the bit about eating the egg separately. I make ramen with a poached egg quite often, and I love bursting it open while the broth is still piping hot, cooking the yolk as I eat. I also use very little broth - I don’t need a lot as long as it’s flavorful.

I absolutely agree with this. Schilling was a great pitcher, and he should be in the Hall based on that alone. I’m so disinterested in sport leagues attempting to act as morality police, and when it comes to HOF voting, I could care less about the writers’ hand-wringing over issues that don’t directly relate to the…

It’s now been over 25 years since a work stoppage has interrupted an MLB season.

Easy. Your country is full of terrified, racist, sexist assholes.

That was my first thought as well, but it’s such a fast play, and these are 18-20 year old kids going full speed at each other. It would be damn near impossible to know to pull up in those types of situations.

I bought 999 on iPhone. Terrible choice. All of the puzzles were removed to streamline the game, so I never finished it. This sounds like a great way to pick up where I left off.

I bet Bernie’s a better shot. He’s got this.

I really tried to enjoy this game, but would consistently be booted out of matches just prior to starting. Too bad.

I can’t fathom how a lightsaber battle depicted in the prequels could ever take place (without taking exception to the fictional nature of lightsabers, of course). The battles are so heavily choreographed that they become simply ridiculous. Episodes IV-VII at least seem grounded in the sense that real battles are not…

Helmets nowadays are great at preventing the skull fractures that previous generations were exposed to, but one of the major problems is that no helmet can prevent the brain from shifting and colliding with the inside of the skull. It would take a significant procedural change to eliminate concussions (i.e. reducing…

Worked for Stannis...right?

This might be hard to believe, but there are many cyclists who also drive cars, and therefore pay taxes that build and maintain that road.

This is what I came here for. You’re doing good work.

Nah, chemtrail people make me laugh. Not as much as flat-earthers, but they’re still pretty funny.

Gaining invulnerability to her own self-destructs is huge. Now I can pull off my favourite dick move, and still pick off anyone who tries to escape.

Wow...asshole in the greys blaming the user for buying Disney’s “scam” platform. I get it, it sucks (my kid loves this game on my iPad, but it was also free). But yes, blame the users for not having the foresight to know that Disney was going to pull the plug on a franchise that included Star Wars, Marvel, and…