Happy Duke Schadenfreude Day, everybody!

I could certainly see making a statement that having respect for your significant other’s hobbies/interests and personal time is a good thing in a relationship. That’s a two way street, though, and she’s making it 100% a one-way, submission to the husband bit, which is archaic, sexist, and generally creepy in the…

Her “defending masculinity” is apparently just defending a man’s right to be shitty to women.

Yet no one defended me when I stood for masculinity and God’s design for sexuality

Here’s another truth: Carolina (also) lost. The McAllisters are having a rough weekend and I’m totally here for it.

Oh no, I get it. It is just a very poorly written sentence. Thanks for the hand holding though, first time in years! Does this mean you like like me?

Every single response by Alessandra is a literal self-own, especially since her grandfather would’ve genocided Rosa Parks and the Native Americans according to spazio vitale.

I’m surprised they gave you internet access after your mishap with your Charger in Charlottesville. 

That’s what I thought at first. Then something profound occurred to me. Messi is not just playing one position — he is playing them all, simultaneously. So, as the goalie, Messi realized that he would not have a good look on the ball with the defender running back like that — and then real Messi adjusted on the fly.…

“Looked perfectly normal to me.”

From the reports on many of her videos, her parents were right. She was a bum student that needed the help only money and privilege can acquire to get her into anything north of a for profit trade school. For her next act, she should team up with Chet Haze and Bhad Bhabie to do a mixed tape and announce a college tour.

If you want to be optimistic, you can point out that Michigan basketball losing by 19 on national television with the season on the line is still an improvement over Michigan football losing 62-39 on national television with the season.

Texas Tech has to focus on good defense because the fans in Lubbock can’t count above 60 and the athletic director doesn’t want to confuse them.

AG Barr said there’s no collusion between Fox News and the Trump Administration and that’s good enough for me.

This is the part about conservatives and right-wingers that I will never get. When liberals and Dems make fun of the conservatives and Repubs, we make fun of stuff that they actually said and did. But when the right-wingers try to do the same thing, they make up stuff that nobody ever said and did. It has to be some…

I’m sort of shocked that they aren’t trying to blame Democrats for this whole thing.

Maybe if she’d gone to public school she wouldn’t be so fucking stupid

When myself and my core group of friends in high school were all 16, we were out skating. We were not good. But it was fun! This group of dang 12 year olds shows up and was shredding, and they were cocky about it even though we didn’t say anything!

The kid called his mom a ‘complete bitch’. Eli had to look up what ‘complete’ meant.

If this were Cooper, the clues of “word he didn’t know” and “mom” would clearly indicate this kid used the word “love.”