Honestly, I’m amazed the pic doesn’t have their laptop monitors facing the camera, giving away sensitive information.

I feel like venture capitalists would consider theft a sport, right?

This is good and now I hope Deadspin never covers sports again.
And if Jimbo gives you any trouble about Trump, explain that you’re dunking on him, and dunking is sports. 

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

This leads us to one question....is Joe Flacco an elite backup quarterback?

That’s implied by the word “former”.

All I know is my gut says maybe

This post has been starred for its simple yet thorough summation of the event.  Bravo!

The best thing about this is that it will eat away at him way, way, way more than things like “credibly accused of being a Russian asset” or “revealed almost daily, often by his own idiotic admission, to have participated in criminal activity.”

Maybe they would have been more aggressive with a better QB.

The whole “making the best choice” part should have been a flashing red siren that this was obviously not about the men’s team.

I made the same misread and clicked hoping for some vicious sarcasm, because, c’mon, we all know that headline will never be written about the men’s team in any seriousness.

I think about the juxtaposition of our romantic love as we architect our opportunity cost of shared living. My dearest Jared, albeit, you are the flawless manikin to actualize the brand of my heart. I look forward to otherwise consolidating our togetherness for another centennial.

Darling... Your passionate analytics and seamless integration of sustainability and storytelling help me to downsize my enterprise. The knowledge you bring of offshoring opportunities, data mining collaboration and scalability pushes me to think outside of the box.

He will need that prize money if he only eats Whole Foods.

She has four internationally-recognized gymnastics moves named after her. She’s so good that they had to downgrade the points awarded for at least one of them to prevent other gymnasts from hurting themselves attempting them.

Rob Drake, cival war advocate, and friend of the morans.

Jordi Evole: What about Cristiano Ronaldo?