mattius3939
mattius3939
mattius3939

I love how refusing to visit a draft dodger in the White House is somehow disrespectful to the troops. Not to mention our commander-in-chief once ridiculed a gold star family, a war hero and said he “knows more than the generals.” Yeah, he respects the hell out of the troops.

Not sure if this is a legit right-wing meme, but the misspelling of “Whtiehouse” is compelling evidence.

Except that liberals are leading the player safety cause specifically because they recognize that football players are not pieces of meat but humans.

So you’re saying they just have a deferens of opinion?

Not to mention his dad, Howie, was a firefighter in 1998's Firestorm.

Welcome to Deadspin, Curt.

Finally, an explanation of why you’re no longer president of the local youth football association!

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

I have no fucking clue what you’ve done here but I support it.

The best of takes.

Thanks. These were good takes though.

If it helps, his general political position is like a Ron Paul libertarian. That doesn’t make him wrong about any of this (especially the one about what liberals thought of him before all this) but it may help you to keep some distance.

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

Chris...don’t you make me like you.

She did come pre-packaged from a far away place and got his name stamped on her, so sure.

If it ever happens, I’ll ask them.

After you stopped watching to write this, he asked a black reporter to set up a meeting with the black caucus, blamed an uptick in Nazi graffiti on “the other side,” and, fuck, probably a few other things but I’m high now because weed is medicine and I’m very sad.

Another good trait in a person you’re grabbing a beer with is knowing when to shut the fuck up and just kind of sit there peacefully drinking your beer. Donald Trump absolutely has no idea how to do that.