“I’m here to teach you about losing.”

“I’m interested in a powerful position in government and I’m willing to bribe you with a baseball team.”

ESPN had better get it together or they’re gonna start losing business and I will twitter block them. Woj has never once responded to one of my tweets so I blocked the sucker. Yahoo better start “looking into” giving me a job or they get the block too.

in one email he wrote, “Unless it’s a knighthood fuck off”

This feels like a demotion for the job he did last night.

Paidriotism.

It’s kind of ironic the ego it takes to keep a completely deserving player out of the HOF because of his ego... err no... ironic isn’t the word I’m looking for... “dumb” that’s what it is. Really really dumb.

I’m sick of these entitled thugs. Where is the leadership in their community? Where are the fathers to teach them humility and grace?

It’s nice to see Kirk giving to charity. You know...other than picks

I retired from banging college chicks when they stopped calling me back.

Well they say the best thing about retirement is that it gives you lots of time to pursue your hobbies.

Her opponent later admitted that it was the longest he ever lasted with a girl.

My first reaction was, “what an asshole”. Then I remembered he’s just a kid and kids are dumb and probably thought this was funny and that I’m old and what seems funny to me seems strange to the young generation. I am 12 years his senior and the only time I’ve been on TV it was because I caught a foul ball while I…

Apparently nobody told Levi you’re never supposed to double wrap a Trojan

Raiders owner Mark Davis has until March to get this mess figured out, otherwise it’s unlikely he will receive the 24 votes from his fellow owners needed to approve his team’s move to Las Vegas.

Rob Gronkowski: I like to think I put the “bro” in “abortion”.

How football savvy is John Lynch?

“See, he was a Buccaneer, which is like a pirate, who were the original purveyors of disruption, and that’s what Peter told me to do. Disrupt! Or maybe it was disrobe......”

-Jed York

Rather impressive given that the author of The Art of the Deal was only able to finagle 4 years.