That same basic story is what drove me to buy a Civic. It’s a boring car, and I kind of hate it, but I know damn well that it’s going to last for quite a long time after it’s paid off, at which point I’ll buy a nice Canyonero.

What if the hypothetical Boogie-to-Boston trade had been good? What if it had been bad?

1) So this reminds me that it might be a good time to elaborate on a little thing called game theor

There’s nothing you can say about the Wizards that hasn’t already been said about Afghanistan.

We should all celebrate this golden age of unlimited prosperity from TV contracts by taking in the ESPN Friday Night Doubleheader, which opens with the Lakers/76ers and closes with the Jazz/Mavericks. THE BATTLE FOR THE 14th SEED RAGES ON.

Your argument is a slippery slope!!!

If Swinney wants a slow slide to the bottom, he should coach for Notre Dame.

Some people just REALLY want to get out of Detroit.

So all he has to do to update his work polos is add an “F U” to them.

Wherever they land, they should sell stadium naming rights to Comcast and become the OverChargers.

OK.. this is NOT Comcast.. it’s a subcontractor with the comcast logo on the side - jeez.

Major sports apparel company produces specialized shoes for exercises that don’t require shoes. This is the type of thing I come here for; you?

Whoa, wait. Nike trying to get people to believe that an expensive, fancy looking shoe with a special name will make you a better athlete......that’s awful.

Or maybe not, because midfoot strike? I don’t even know any more.

a sequence of 100 pull-ups, 200 push-ups, and 300 squats

I was going to make a joke about how the Cardinals being in the Trashcan is redundant as Arizona is America’s Trashcan but then I started wondering if Arizona is more the country’s trashcan or ashtray and I forgot my dumb joke.

Obviously someone got an 11 killstreak.

If you think Walton’s steaming was bad, you should see what Najeh Davenport did in the team’s laundry hamper.

Luke Walton: (curses out official) (gets ejected) (turns to assistant coach) It’s all up to you now, Shaw

Luke my boy, don’t get so upset. It’s just like the song Mad that was recorded by my good friend Mickey Hart for his solo album Area Code 415 in 1974 but was never released,