He’s gonna be doing this head first when the Bills hire Jeff Fisher.

JEFF FISHER: I’m not fucking going 7-9!

*One finger of the Monkey’s Paw closes*

I liked Seattle’s approach of never at any time attempting a shot on goal, it’s the same theory that got Homer Simpson through the Bum Boxing League for a title fight with Dreaderick Tatum.

I’m predicting that next week’s Browns vs. Bills matchup is the first game in NFL history where the final score is 1-0.

“Cleveland faces the Bills next Sunday” was the first draft of Hemingway’s famous six-word story.

The word “hero” is tossed around a lot these days...

That play by Douglas was so dirty that I am on Team Talib for the first time in my life.

Lou Holtz: Thufferin’ thuccotash!

“I think coach was really trying to show us that, if we try really hard, we can also punch a kangaroo.” - Eli Manning

McAdoo seems to have let the team interpret the video on their own.

Nothing says rallying the troops like this guy

Most people I know would be thrilled to get a letter from the President elect.

And they say no one writes letters anymore.

Man of the Year:

I remember asking my father as a child (I think around 4th grade) why he never videotaped my school concerts or performances like the other parents (back in the day of giant camcorders, which we didn’t own). And he replied, “All week you’ve been complaining about this stupid concert, and now you want me to videotape…

I have been a Niners fan since i was in the womb. Not only that.. I am from Reno Nevada. Colin Kaepernick went to my Almamater and I he was a really great guy and it was really great to get to know him. He did some amazing things playing for the Wolf Pack and also some amazing things for the Niners. I’ll honestly be…

Can we just have the Browns and the Niners play a week 18 game and jettison the loser into the sun?

I wouldn’t put it past the 49ers ownership and management to be simultaneously tanking and also doing anything they can to sabotage Kaepernick from building any value whatsoever.