It certainly makes more sense than if he was fired by a different school

“DECKS OFFICIAL, FLIPS TABLES AND COMPLETELY FREAKS OUT AFTER LOSING”

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

(Radio guy hates John Wall because his father was absent.)

3'7" actually. Showbiz likes ‘em short. The camera adds a solid 16 inches.

Hmm, if we’re going by poverty stricken regions of the world, wouldn’t that make Patriots championship gear the most popular? :P

Same reaction as you and I am kid-free as well. After seeing my brother nonchalantly stick his hand down the back of my niece’s diaper this weekend to check for poop (spoiler alert: there was poop), I am 100% convinced that having kids permanently changes your level of squeamishness to 0.

Such a ridiculous double standard when it comes to catching your spouse masturbating. The few times I’ve caught my wife or found out about it later I’m like “Hey now, that’s hot...want some company?” But whenever she catches me it’s all “Gross! What’s wrong with you? At least wait until the funeral is over!”

I think it’s kind of sad how he sidelined his own best judgment in deference to a figure of authority, an authority whose own judgment is not to be questioned, and it cost him his own better interests while only furthering the narrow interests of the organization that authority represents.

Good call wearing WR gloves, there’s high chance of catching a Tannehill pass in those seats!

I’m pretty sure the common thread here is marijuana. The employees got freaked out by a customer and hid in the back: high. Dude goes to CVS in the middle of the night looking for cheese and spends 45 minutes wandering around the store: high.

Notre Dame players think that they can simply apoligize during the last minute of the game all their personal fouls will magically disappear.

I cried a trail of them!

I cried a single tear laughing at this.

“You’ll be fine.”

“Josh, you can’t just go around making veiled threats about shooting people. I don’t care if it was just a figure of speech, words matter!”

Yeah, well, sometimes you’ve just gotta go with plan B

Right through the A gap

Poor technique. Everybody knows you pull out first, then start to come...

this is basically the cumlination of your screencapping career