Nailed it. Just nailed it.

Neil Everett chose the wrong day to show up baked at work.

hmmm

This is no joke. Do not go motorboating.

Do you even have a desk anymore? I picture you creeping around at night and posting on other people’s computers.

Not sure I feel comfortable with the sexual innuendos regarding my grandparents Lester and Madeline.

“10-20 foot waves are expected in the areola. The storm will make glandfall sometime around noon”

enough that he could win at least 1 playoff game, still get cut and be reasonably perceived as a not very good QB - AND a total winner.

“You guys are heroes”

Can't believe this guy created Mad Men.

Never kick a man when he’s down.

Jerry Jones admires his leadership in the locker room

“And with the first pick in the 2022 draft, the Dallas Cowboys select...”

If Friday were a sports .gif, wouldn’t this this be it?

Is Ashley going to give us periodic checkups on the sex tiger that likes to fuck?

Seriously. Nobody wants to take that prima donna bullshit from a guy who goes on to be 2x super bowl mvp. You start to let winners play for your team, and it changes who you are. Chargers never did that and aren’t about to start now.

the chargers are the guy who offers 1$ in the classic game theory experiment and are furious when the other party declines

I grew up with a similar version of this hide and seek in Indonesia. The seeker starts at one spot while the hiders hide. Then the hider must sneak back and tag that spot without getting discovered/caught. It’s more fast-paced than the American version where you just wait and wait.

Yeah, I saw that and my immediate thought was

Joke if you must, but a two day adult hide and seek competition sounds fun as hell.