I think it’s just a sign they are riding in the right erection.

This gif has never been more appropriate.

First the Rosetta stone, now this video. The hieroglyphs are starting to make more sense. All the people and animals are focused on the weeping eye above a goal missing most of it’s netting.

Despite more aggression and superior positioning on top, Diaz still lost on 2 judges cards. Still has the hearts of the 209 though.

After beating the living shit out of four clubbers in the bathroom, Nick went on to infect several Vegas hookers with his other signature move, the Stockton Clap.

I am so hot right now.....

Chris don’t be so humble - share the story of how you got over your own yips, and mastered the art of needlessly injecting arguments about privilege into every single discussion.

Well within 2-3 years I’m sure Aguayo will have experience with both, so he can let us know.

Drafting a kicker in the second round will put a lot of pressure on him. It’s kinda like when someone says I’m a good parent. As soon as someone says it, one of my children will destroy a priceless heirloom or tell me how much they hate me. (Or I’ll forget one of my kids at a gas station.)

“Yeah it’s full of CBD oils, which helps with the healing process and inflammation, stuff like that.”
“That’s great, Mr. Diaz but you can’t vape in this ball pit, or at any Chuck E. Cheese, really.”

“I can confirm that we are aware of the situation and currently gathering information in order to determine the next appropriate steps” is also what I told my mom when she caught me smoking weed.

Quantity of Jets quarterbacks = 4i, where “i” represents the imaginary number you would have to multiply by four to even produce one good quarterback

(n-1) = (5-11)

Fitzpatrick says he is still trying to understand why, in this particular equation, 1+1+1+1=n<1.

Joe Namath — now there was a Jets quarterback!

It may seem like we are making fun of Trump for eating pizza with a knife and fork but it’s really because he is a garbage human.

I’ll put money down that Spurrier was forced out of Washington after Snyder found out that he let Dave drink some Gatorade for free.

Since the horse was smiling, it may be more of a “Hahaha watch this.”

I feel like a person whose introduction to porn was their rapist abductor kind of doesn't have the most level starting point for a conversation about the subject. But maybe that's just me.

I have the same gait when I have to poop.