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You can see the plate with the pin on the stage right at they’re beginning (check 1:48, lower left corner). The trick is substantially similar to the Michael Jackson Smooth Criminal “lean” move, just with substantially less pederasty.

That is one poorly lit sporting arena.

I have not tried every pizza here. But I can comment on two from deep experience: New York Greasebread is garbage, while both styles of Chicago pizza are quite tasty and satisfying.

Also, no one in Chicago expects people to eat deep dish more than once a month, at most.

So I’m all for people wearing silly things if they so choose. But something deeply offends me about a $750,000 Pussy Watch.

Like, if society valued my contributions so much that I could afford a $750k watch (pussy or no), I’d like to think I would not buy it. I’d fund a school, a homeless shelter, or put the money into

“Trusting Donald Trump To Pay His Bills” should be an automatic firing for any city official.

Fucking idiots. How much evidence do you need? 70 years isn’t enough?

No mention of this guy? Come on, now...

I think what is being lost here is that that was one hell of a bunt. 

But which orchestra and conductor?

My personal solution is to never move my car and either walk or take public transit. But I recognize this isn’t workable for everyone.

Luckily, global warming is removing the necessity for dibs. Viva fossil fuels!

I think the “he won the election” card gets a little stale after 2.5 years of uninterrupted and unrepentant criminality.

People aren’t mad about him winning. They’re not sore losers. They don’t like wanton corruption and gross incompetence.

Nope. As a public good, each person parking has an equal claim to an open spot on the street because of taxes paid. But in the winter, only one of them shoveled it. They improved that spot with their labor, and basic social contractarianism indicates that they are entitled to the fruits of their labor.

But does Jared think a hot dog is a sandwich, or not?

Folks, HR is not there to protect or serve the rank and file employees of a company. HR is there to protect the company and its executives from financial loss.

Even if Susan from HR is so friendly to you all the time, ultimately what she feels about anything won’t matter fuck all.

If you ever have an issue with harassme

Come on. Dinger Mashing?

Such an obvious Tater headline opportunity, here.

If he is impeached he will be acquitted by the gutless GOP shitbags of the senate, likely winning 4 more years in 2020, with which he may well effect the extinction of the human race.

So, uh, yeah, don’t impeach please.

There is no prior act which would lead any reasonable person to believe that even a single republican

Totally. An older man murderously protects an 11 year old girl who wears chokers and Daisy Dukes?

Not creepy at all...

I was satisfied.

Says the guy who doesn’t wash his goddamned hair.