See “more” above. She has definitely said she did not have a great time of it. I’m just surprised it wasn’t worse.

It is absolutely astonishing that Natalie Portman got through her early career without much, much more damage/assault/incident. She was literally being marketed as a pedo-fantasy to millions of men (with one movie specifically about this, “Beautiful Girls”), and was the subject of a “legality countdown” on the…

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We now live in a world in which the same people who watch NCIS and Big Bang Theory consider themselves expert Dramaturges.

This is a war for succession, though. If she wants to forestall incessant attempts after she takes the throne, it does make a certain amount of sense to put the fear of God (or Drogon) into the rest of the land. The analogy I am making is to the goals (to reduce future conflict), not the particulars (which are clearly…

Her logic can be the same logic as the firebombing of Dresden or the atom bombing of Hiroshima and still be sensible. Awful, but sensible.

Wait: Wendy’s still exists?

That game already exists. It’s called (ironically) Dead or Alive.

The thought of 16 million new cars being sold annually is... distressing. How could it possibly be so many? How can cars be lasting such a short time? How can people be trading up so often?

Meanwhile, the dead are marching south.

We’re doomed.

I do not support Biden for the nomination.

But I most definitely support Kant references in daily political life.

My kingdom for a modern Katamari game with a rock solid frame rate and the inspired design of the originals. Or just a hi-res remake of 1&2 with a rock solid frame rate.

Elizabeth Warren is the serious person’s candidate.

Which unfortunately means she will likely be overlooked for something flashier and more vague?

We are doomed.

Go to a fucking Sbarro at any mall in the US. NY Pizza craving SOLVED.

“Don’t do it, don’t do it!”

Minor Shitbag Leaves Shitbag Administration

Who the hell is ordering Happy Means after midnight? Deadbeat dads trying to stay ahead of the Amber Alert?

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This should be a total non-issue. It assumes a completely de-sexualized environment within a school, and this selfie somehow violating that sanctity. Having been a straight teen-aged boy with attractive female teachers in the age *before* nude selfies, I can tell you that was a pipe dream back then, too.

Seems pretty clear he multiplied 81 (the actual bare minimum) by 3 for the hell of it?