Mine is already broken.

Here we go again:

The water was “confused.”

Duck Fuckers!

-Atlantis

Whoa, whoa there, Ralph Nader. Everything you describe is fixable within the scope of a single afternoon and a sixer of Stone IPA.

And that, boys and girls, is how Patricia's inbox got flooded with dickpics.

This is a good take.

Alissa Walker: Hates cars

Once upon a time I had some money around for either a beater or a down payment on a real car. I searched high and low for manual Volvo 1800 (any model) and a somewhat clean v8 4x4 manual dakota, it turns out both are very rare birds in CT. Gave up and bought a GTI, probably the safer choice.

NP all day long on this…

The C30 finally makes sense.

Sliding doors are 1000x better than falcon doors.

Spoiler alert.

I prefer this video if I’m going to listen to Take Me On

All sports are essentially about crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you, and hearing the lamentations of their womenfolk. What exactly is your problem with that system?

More like Chad ‘Not Even’ Le Clos.

Because it’s based on a unibody passenger car platform, while traditionally “SUVs” are typically still body on frame. The government (and insurance companies) would probably still classify the CX-9 as a SUV. The lines are blurred, like others have said.

Darth Wader

Their Ferrari Testarossa replica is pathetic.