matthewurso
Matthew Urso
matthewurso

Brilliant

I dunno... Being stabbed 7 times is a pretty OK reason to shoot someone

OK, I mean if you’re sure about this, I guess?

Youre a star

I’m so sorry. Must be hard on your family

well, Univision hasn’t improved post quality, that’s for sure

Dammit

Hillary isn’t sick, she has a drinking problem

I guess Orange Thunder didn’t roll off the tongue

or that you have the wire wrapped around another wire and that’s just ugly

i hated that entire video

Standing in line isn’t really a thing in China. There’s kind of an every person for themselves thing going on there. They bring that attitude with them when they travel. It’s kinds of like six flags Great Adventure on the weekends in a way

Question is, why would I even want it for that price?

NAMBLA site never leaves your history

I guess Kat Callahan is gone for good? Not that I’m complaining, mind you

Teenage boys need the equivalent of a school uniform for their first car. Something beige and boring they can drive from 16 to 22

My pants are tight

Fantastic

Are you shaming people? For shame