matthewurso
Matthew Urso
matthewurso

I’m annoyed by the fact that 2k16 is the same length as 2016

From the Instagram, I can tell they’ve been following their “basic”instincts

you’d have to be a serious Pontiac stan to pay 17k for any pontiac. even new

Something something earscream

you won’t be able to drive, because the people who will be driving will be cutting in front of the slower, more cautious self driving cars, causing traffic jams. today, we call those cars “old people”.

Travis, put the kids pudding cup back

here’s a link to the “build”

+1 second fiddle

to be fair, most new yorkers live deep in the outer boroughs and don’t try to spend every weekend having cocktails in manhatten. life is cheaper that way

didn’t he?

Not nearly as impressive as riding a wild bear home

Except if you know someone, cause nepotism is rampant.

Worked in unions most of my career, and that’s all true. And the unions themselves are corrupt as fuck

You can’t possibly be this dense

I guess it’s safe to say that the butt hurt babies in Miami wont be a threat then

Caaaaaandycaneee

I dunt really need a cooler in my golf cart, but thanks. The club runs my drinks out to me

You’ve managed to be both 100% correct and completely, bafflingly wrong all in one sentence

I heard in the off season he had an awful outbreak of cooties

The big sex offender