afterwards, he got into his car with keys that shread

And Obama did? And we have reason to believe Hilary will? Bloomberg has a better track record against guns than any of the politicians running for president

what happened to the notification counter on mobile?

sorry, but yellow cab drivers are ANYTHING but professional. maybe they drive all day, but they haven’t been driving very long, take unnecessary risks, and seem to all be exhausted

I don’t know where the hell you live but in my 25 years of interstate driving I’ve never seen a majority of cars who didn’t exceed the limit by about 10 mph. I’ve never seen anyone get a ticket for going 10mph over the limit. Most cops I know even tell me that as far as they’re concerned, 10 mph over the limit on the…

It’s only a waste of time if they make the playoffs

Yes, dude, manhunt indoors is the shit. Played in a hotel closed for the seasons once. Get caught going outside and you’re out for the day

This is a good take. Football is about driving people over, not dancing like a fairy

If it’s sarcasm, it’s shitty sarcasm. Not nearly over the top enough for anyone to understand what he’s going for

Yeah, I don’t know how he throws a ball with all those rings.

I got followed by skillet, vitals and two cents... Pretty sure that was gawkers final”fuck you”to me

Oh go fuck yourself

We’ve got a version called manhunt, we’re caught players are brought to a central “pen”. Those players can be freed if someone tags them while they’re in the pen without getting caught.

Could ya put me up for the night?

I bet you were extra nice around the house that week

2+2 much

Ew

Unique and special by doing what every other fucking soccer mom does

Scratch out any child more than the second one to freak them out

I’ve been wondering how jez feels about this game