Mavs now questioning his defense.

Eastern Conference Promises

Gabe, is why I don’t play professional basketball. Too many people out to get you.

No contusion!

Even though he’s 7’3, that’s no excuse to film in Portrait Mode 

If a vapist takes a “vape break” in a forest and no one is around to hear him does he still sound like an insufferable dork?

Sooo, you're saying one Wong isn't enough, but two Wong's make a right?

Because this place went to shit 10 years ago.

Why is this political stuff getting posted to a gadget blog?

Donald Trump has his own personal helicopter. It’s called “Hairwolf”

Nothing pissed me off more than when I make the perfect solder connection only to realize I forgot to put the heat shrink on first

11.4% of people are fucking retarded.

The New York Post covered this story this morning, but their headline said: Typical Millennial Asks For A Free Ride

Meekly-Built Mother’s latest E.P., The Child With The Broken Arm, soars to the top of the indie charts.

I broke my arm when I was 13. When they took off the cast, my tendons had healed a little too tight. I found out that I could throw a baseball incredibly fast. I got signed to a major league team and did really well closing out games. I eventually reinjured my arm later in the season and had to retire. But I’ll always…

Not pictured: Little girl’s father with dick tucked between legs.

Is it bad that I opened this article, excited for there to be new content for Portal 2 ?

Have I got a bridge to sell.

USA Swimming announced today that, due to a violation of the organization’s Code of Conduct, The Joker (Gotham City, NJ) will be suspended from USA Swimming-sanctioned competition for six months, withdraw from the 2016 FINA World Championships Team and forfeit his funding from the NGB for six months.