In a union. It’s true. Old fucks who can’t successfully navigate email get to hang on to the company like leaches, sucking it dry while young people are denied opportunities.

Where do you put the weed?

Where do you put the weed?

It won’t, and pop-up headlights are absurd.

According to sources, the injury can be traced to earlier in the preseason when his mother was seen stepping on a crack in the sidewalk.

used to be among my least favorite players in the league, now is one my favorites. life is strange.

Ah yes, The old Colon massage....

That’s not that bad compared to this archived footage of him last year:

Bring back fat kickers.

I fucking love manhunt. Had a friend in high school whose dad was a pastor and he’d let a bunch of us play manhunt in his church at night with all the lights out. So many injuries, so worth it.

Joke if you must, but a two day adult hide and seek competition sounds fun as hell.

dis 2 much

Partial to this one myself:

Police have released a sketch of the culprit.

I like it. That full name really is rather Odieous.

Well, I haven’t fought one person for so long. I’ve been specialized in groups, battling gangs for local charities, that kind of thing.

Just so we are clear, I’m flagging you for linking BR. Fuck outta here with that shit

Anyone else think these kids act like a bunch of bitches? Seriously... turning down a guaranteed college scholarship and a chance to play D-1 Football because someone thought you went to a fucking BBQ , was trying to be nice and sent you a thank you note?

I’d still rather go 0-60 in 3.9 seconds and hear it than 2.5 and not.

I was going to give him a pass on this because I don’t understand what the fuck he’s saying.

Wait a minute, if you do the math he’s a limp-dicked, deadbeat white dude. Story checks out.