I love those signs. Easier to aim for babies

Millennials have weakened bone muscles

Old habits die hard

We’re not really, were scared of crazy people

What are email? Aren’t we supposed to spew hate in the comments?

I have a 2008 Honda element and live in nyc but drive all over the place. It’s small enough to park anywhere, can carry tons of camping crap and doesn’t get terrible mileage. Plus it’s going to last me forever. Spend another 5k for the pop top custom camper and you never have to get out of it

Couldn’t he just make 10 snarkier?

Lots of us still call Citi Field Shea, so fuck these corporations

‘Rotary’ is actually ancient Greek for “what could go wrong”.

Hey, look! It’s ”explain the joke” guy!

Not even on a slow day

+1 peanut. I mean it

I thought they did, and called it”white chicks"

Just beclause!

God forbid someone can’t buy a house in the first neighborhood they like. To bad it’s impossible in nyc to commute from one neighborhood to another

More proof that god hates fans

I dunno, half as good as catching 2?

315 isn’t short enough? They needed a 4'wall there too?

“My girlfriend who lives in Canada”

You can’t say spade, dude