matthewurso
Matthew Urso
matthewurso

Guess he likes being a black mans bottom?

They should punish this guy by making him host a morning radio show with wacky bits and a stupid name

Exactly

I made a boaty mcboatface joke today, I can’t lie

Where is a car wreck?

As someone with an shitty and cruel sense of humor, I have yet to find any harambe jokes funny

Something something #notallblacks

So you can get caught urinating in public, get charged with indecent exposure, and have to register as a sex offender.... But this turd nugget gets a slap onthe ass and an awe shucks?

Nope, just whining about online commenters

Oh go away with your short people problems

What the FUCK, people? This is GOLD!

Fuck right off

This is the only right post in a sea of wrong

I’m almost with you, except I have smores at #2

But.... You’re wrong

It’s a crazy, mixed up world

My seat neighbor actually came to my defense. She was sassy. I liked her

Gap, banana republic, express and American eagle all have tall sizes online now. It’s a bitch to buy a bunch of stuff just to try on and then drive what you don’t want back to the store, but it sure beats the alternative

+1 for yutz

I do when I can, but a lot of times those seats are already claimed/sold out. Back in the day I used to be able to requests the seats from the airline, but once they figured out they could charge for it.... Hell, half the time that I fly, the cost of that extra leg room plus baggage is almost the cost of the flight