matthewurso
Matthew Urso
matthewurso

Edgy

What did the decent human beings do to you to deserve such rage?

Careful there, all obese people have a “condition”

I’m a hero

Without the slo Mo the movie is only 10 minutes long

He just did

Would depend on whether or not he’s taking up 2 seats

Just for Canada. You do get free precheck though

I almost cried when I found tall sizes online. I used to be embarrassed to go out wearing clothes that made me look like I was wearing big Brothers hand me downs.

This argument might fly if airlines hadn’t been squeezing seats together tighter and tighter for years.

I do it too when I can, but its just another way of squeezing more money out of people for something they can’t control. I almost got into a fight with a guy who wanted to put his seat back but couldn’t because of my knees.

I would love to take a train, but they can’t even make that easy

She was moved from a regular seat to a single seat. They then removed her arm rest. Meanwhile, I get told that if I have to pay extra for an exit row

“missed"

I got the TSA precheck, and I’ll probably never use it. I just got global entry for when I drive to Canada, but idiot that I am, I didn’t realize that I can only use it coming back to the USA. Nexus was cheaper and let’s you use the lane in both directions

Easy sweetie

He wants to be a winner so badly, he doesn’t even care if it’s bullshit

It’s hilarious that jet blue is now a premium when it used to be cut rate

As another 6'5" man, I say violent protest is needed. The last time I was on a plane, I saw them take an armrest off to accommodate a fat lady. I asked the flight attendant to remove the seat in front of me while she was at it. Got a dirty look

As an extra tall man I’ve stopped flying. I just can’t deal with being on a plane for more than an hour at a time. I regularly drive to my destinations, some times as much as 16 hours.