Water jump? Is that like, jumping over puddles when it rains?

I am a golden god!

Not particularly

I deserve to be out of grey for my score alone!

I’m obsessed with coconut BMX. 3830 high score.

Right? I mean, if you can’t trust an inmate to do the right thing, who can you trust?

These cars do nothing for me. They’re so far out of reach they may as well be space ships. For me to obsess about something, there has to be a chance of ownership.. something I can someday hope to achieve

A- I have no reason to believe these guards didn’t just pocket the money.

Who DOESN’T like a good glory hole?

that’s just too fucking bad for them. if you’re paid millions of dollars to be a pro, then either adapt or fail. That’s the reason i hate the DH so much. if someone is so bad at fielding that you will only let them hit, maybe they shoudlnt’ be in the majors.

You’ll never have a girlfriend (or boyfriend)

Odd. I just took this in Brooklyn the other night. Guess I should have had some sex

Life changing my ass. I bought this thing and all I do is wake up with a light on. I’m still just as tired as I am waking up in the dark

Life changing my ass. I bought this thing and all I do is wake up with a light on. I’m still just as tired as I am…

This isn’t even good jezebel

NOT THE MAMA!

Over only recently realized how dickish I’ve been about not clearing the show off my car. Never too late to learn

Another guy that gets it. Some faith in humanity restored

Look at you. You still get it. Good on you

You. You get it.We can be friends

So... Senor... Month?