Not really related to Ichiro, but do you not have a problem with someone who lives in America for decades not bothering to learn the language? There are certain cultural mores one should adopt if they live in a new country.

Nah

Great googly moogly.

Despite that result, from a strategy perspective it was the correct call to send Bruce in that two-out situation, which required a perfect throw on a very close play. Especially with the Mets’ feeble hitting.

your attempt at humor has failed on multiple levels. it wasn’t funny, you cant’ spell and it was a horrible pun. fuck you.

All three of these flags were made in the same place anyways...

Not surprised to see the first gold medal for our country involves shooting.

Okay, so here I am, age 60, well past menopause and poster child for this. My limit is usually one stiff drink or two glasses of wine. Tonight I went on an online date. Sweet, nice guy, my age. I had two Manhattans — because you said it would be all right! — and ended up clinging to him befote collapsing onto the lawn…

Dear Karma video uploaders,

That is so inspirational I want to put it on a t-shirt.

Counterpoint:

for crissakes. i’m in my 40's. i quit weed, can’t find hash, quit pills and powder. 15 drinks is all i want. and you want to take 13 away.

So why should I stick to just two? You don’t really say why just that I should only have two while being socially awkward about it. If I need to drive or be somewhere early the next day then yes stick to one or two but if I have a ride/taxi/uber and everyone else is drinking and enjoying themselves why would I stick…

I think you guys are drinking with the wrong people.

Professional wisdom suggests that if this is advice you are considering, you should actually be having zero drinks at parties, and also everywhere else.

Nerd.

Right. two drinks. Whisky and Rum. The only two drinks I need.

Have done all of these