If this was Jezebel, the title would’ve been “Entitled White Male Harasses Chinese Woman Online, Gets What He Deserves.”

When [Modest Mouse lead singer Isaac] Brock left the scene he backed into a cop car, but he just drove off. Sometimes life is okay.

I am prepared to be flamed.

I’ve always loved Black Unicorn, and this makes me love his brother now, too.

“A waitress approaches and asks Michael whether he ordered the roast chicken. “Don’t be racist,” he says, a joke that causes her hands to tremble a little as she sets down the plate. (He did, in fact, order the chicken.)“

With all these capybaras around, the tournament is sure to be a ROUSing success.

28,000 kilometers is like 5 miles.

Amen. No self-respecting Knicks player or fan will ever be a Mourning person.

There were probably similar horrified “bottom dropping out of my world” comments from oarsmen (or their owners) when some uppity little shit invented sails.

They won’t lose their jobs, they’ll still need to be in the truck for certain things for many years to come. They’ll just be a passenger primarily for the trips.

Clearly not a fan of his teammates having a ball.

next time ask him if it covers you when you leave Cars and Coffee.

“Do you know how far away I was from being my high school valedictorian? My high school valedictorian went to Yale and is currently in medical school. I’m sitting in my bedroom eating Doritos and writing about mail I get. That’s how far.”

It’s what you’ll have to take to get from williamsburg to midtown for 18 months.

You’d think the mayor would appreciate somebody who didn’t dwell on Rio’s problems.

I think it’s also important to consider the effects of male models engaging in gas fights. That must account for a few closures a year, at least.

I was thinking Pittsburgh.

At first I thought CP, but then I saw that sick sick turbo under the hood, that makes it a NP with ease....

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