matthewurso
Matthew Urso
matthewurso

it did always have a truck’s engine

That way all your pedophiliac dreams would come true

Jamrod

I ordered the “Helena” box.

He really is the patron saint of neckbeards.

Oh yeah? Well the jerk store called...

Baby Boomers: Millenials are just terrible.

Between this and people abusing/misusing Pokemon Go, I’m starting to wonder if people can be trusted with... well shit I’ve been thinking that for years.

Danm ambulance chasers...

Not pictured- the French man’s watch now in the child’s possession

Meanwhile at your local gym

No amount of eyerolling, facepalming or headshaking can cover how I feel about this.

OH MY GOD WHERE THE HELL IS THIS DUDE’S HR IN THE HIGHLIGHT NOMINEES YOU MORRROOONSSS!!!1!

Isnt this the shutterstock photo for “millennial”?

Look at these motherfuckers! Must be nice:

When reached for comment, the curator said “that’s going to be a pane in the glass to fix.”

Ketchup on a hot dog is fantastic. If you had said mayo I would have understood your frustration.

“Tessy”

It’s like 10,000 balls