I like what you've done with this thread.

This is a gross misuse of the term hipster.

So a dead guy comes back to life once he lands in a city called Phoenix, but somehow Christianity deserves the credit? Bullshit.

Will someone answer him already!?

He actually wrote: “Joy to Cleveland and Cavaliers fans everywhere. Rejoice! Your friend, Earl Joseph Smith III" You'd be able to read the full thing if it wasn't so cold in that room.

He probably isn’t that bad. There area subtle nuances at play when works are translated into English from the original Canadian.

Tough call for Draymond Green — do you side with the kid for going at an opponent’s groin, or do you side with the player for almost doing something incredible but failing right at the end?

The Knicks definitely traded Robin Lopez away to sign Dwight Howard. Next year their starting lineup is going to be Derrick Rose, Aaron Afflalo, Carmelo Anthony, Kristaps Porzingis, and Dwight Howard, and they’re gonna win 39 games and lose to the Hawks in the first round of the playoffs.

All the boys in green fix the caaaaaaaar

Actually, a gigantic fat guy had a heart attack while fighting the police because he was too dumb to accept a quick bust for (repeatedly) selling illegal cigarettes. But keep pushing that narrative!

Sounds like the crew’s relationship is on the rocks.

These are all good, but it’s pretty easy to overcomplicate beginning weight training. Stronglifts 5x5 is simple and effective, and you’ll feel good, see progress, and yes, look better naked.

That would be a tragedy.

No thanks, the Eagle Talon was awesome.

I’m sorry.

Seems like there are lots of theories this season that seem to hinge on explaining why these characters are making such stupid/illogical decisions when it could all just be because the writing has taken a dive without having the books to fall back on.

Sounds a lot like something someone from the Illuminati would say...

That’s a wheel cover and a red taillight lens.