Do we include Rose’s minor league numbers or are we pretending the Nippion league is on MLB’s level?

Perhaps we’d like to know why it was termed “magical” in the headline.

Perhaps we’d like to know why it was termed “magical” in the headline.

To be fair, the Padres have a solid history of supporting the homeless. Heck, their entire current roster is full of bums.

Looks good. Would look much better if it wasn’t a 2+2.

Datsun math:

Every. Single. Time.

The 2+2 sucks and this car is worse than a hack job. CP, and I don't care where you live..

2+2=CP. Always.

So, in summation, the peanut now wobbles inside of the Dorito?

If by “slim fit” you mean a regular-width shirt with some ugly-ass darts sewn into the back, then sure.

Agreed. I’ve never once found pants that were long enough, and I’m only 6'3".

Fuck you, Jim. You probably chuckled at all the Mustang memes on here, but then come charging into this comment section with completely baseless accusations of racism to some guy making an anecdotal observation? You’re the dick.

Didn’t work.

Mike Tykeson

Muhammad Smalli

Tom Coughlin would be screaming in your face if you didn’t kick that kid at least 30 yards.

“You want a pizza me? I artichoke you for what you just said.”

Probably there to find one of the home team fans and hit them. We know how much he likes assaulting Athletic supporters.

Tijuana see me get the best picture ever?

It’s nice, but it’s not Mazda HR-X2 nice.