Headline: Bald Eagle Pummels Canadian Goose After All

As a cyclist I say fuck that guy, the cops totally did their job.

Your screen name fits you well.

What if he is a suicide bomber with explosives strapped to his body? The cops had 10 seconds before the man reached the president vehicle.

Fuck geese. Goose is a trash bird. I hope it dies next time.

Hilarious that the seller covered the license plates, but the ad clearly shows the VIN and his location.

“Well, you can’t just lock up all of them. It would be too obvious.” - Ferguson Police Department

“Richard Simmons is on deck”

Please do not lump Kimbo Slice with Ali, Bowie and Prince

I’ve accidentally shot myself in a strip club before but I just went to the bathroom and cleaned up a bit.

Hire the Monstars to steal the Warriors’ skills.

7. Introduce little-seen bench players “Devon Kurant” and “Jim Duncan.”

Posting an anonymous picture of the same character doesn't actually help in any way as to who it is.

is that Ranma’s dad?

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If I ever have a kid, forget sleep training, they’ll be crate-trained by 12 weeks.

Kerrati!!

Imagine the recoil if that was a blackboard.

KerrPow!!

Maybe the next article will teach all of us how to use a bidet.